Evan Baker's definitions

doodlebug

1. The act of putting a piece of hair in ones eye.
2. To eat Cheerios with Little Debbie snack cakes and eat blue surger.
3. A bug that draws on ones house and laughs at Bob Dylan.

1. I did a doodlebug on his eye.
2. I ate a doodlebug and was happy.
3. The doodlebug drew on my house and Bob was not happy about it.

by Evan Baker February 19, 2005

sweggy

1. An African American lowlife who simoutaneously rolls under moving cars to gain attention in order to get money.

Origin: Detroit Ghetto

The old sweggy was worn and tired after a long day of car rolling.

by Evan Baker February 19, 2005

Bill Cosby

A sick ass mofo with bad breath, that will one day parish because of his bad breath.

My girlfriend smells like a Bill-Cos-by.

by Evan Baker February 20, 2005