Definitions by Essex Grub

wolf bait

Taking a crap; usually affiliated with a smell so bad that it scares people away from the bathroom

"Dude, why did you call me into the bathroom? There are girls outside wanting to hang out with us and you're dropping wolf bait!"

wolf bait by Essex Grub May 31, 2005

Selfing 

1. The act of pleasuring yourself. 2. Masturbating

"Where did Mike go with that porn magazine?"
"Oh, he's in the other room selfing"

Selfing by Essex Grub May 15, 2005

Boot Lipper 

1. One who is Jonesing in a particular situation 2. A situation or event that is spoiled, boring, or stupid

1a. John had trouble paying his bills last month so He skipped a few of them. He was a boot lipper. 1b. John was boot lipping last month
2. We went to the baseball game last week and it rained. It was a tremendous boot lip.

Boot Lipper by Essex Grub December 29, 2004

tut

A noticeable object or piece of food caught in your teeth. It's usually very apparent when you smile. It is usually easily removed with a fingernail or swish of water.

After dinner, I looked at my girlfriend and smiled. She looked at me funny and then pointed to her tooth and said:
"You have a tut"

tut by Essex Grub December 27, 2004