Definitions by Eric J.

LAYV 

Lick A Yeasty Vagina; A command, usually directed as an insult; Also used when there is nothing else to say.

1. Hey you, why don't you LAYV!
2. Hey, lets all LAYV!
3. LAYV and EAD!

LAYV by Eric J. May 14, 2005

unobtainium 

A rare-earth element, usually used as a "tonal enhancer" for high-end guitars

That bitchin' PRS Dragon guitar has a bridge and tailpiece of surgical-grade unobtainium!

unobtainium by Eric J. August 11, 2003