Number 7

To Beat off while taking a shit. Number 2 and Number 5 combined.

I was taking a number 7 when my mom walked in.

by Eric December 04, 2003

Fuzzy moo chicken

What you call somebody who is cool and weird at the same time.

Brain is a Fuzzy moo chicken.

by Eric January 26, 2005

wal-mart

The reason why hippies don't get jobs.

Person 1: Hey, are you gonna go get a job soon?

Hippie: Nah I'd rather just talk about why Wal-mart is ruining the planet.

by Eric June 17, 2006

baby eater

the title when you own someone so bad in a game that you make them quit.

"So, you beat justin so bad in halo he quit?"

"Yah, i changed my name to baby eater..."

by eric March 11, 2005

cops

police officers, the term cop is a shortened form of copper, which was used to describe police officers on account of their copper badges.

run, the coppers are coming!

by Eric February 04, 2004

Fart

i.To break the sound barrier without a
plane.

ii. To make ass cheeks smack at rapid
speed.

iii. To make like an iraqi and drop the bomb.

Sorry, I have to fart and run.
Did you smell what the rock is cooking?.
Howard Stern's goat cheese

by Eric July 07, 2004

fork-and-knife

Adjective: A female or a portion thereof that is so delectable that to properly indulge, one would require the use of a fork and knife.
Verb: To indulge in such a female or portion thereof.

Kunal: Mmm. Look at that money badonkadonk.
Rich: That applebottom is fork-and-knife.
Eric: I would so fork-and-knife that hose hound.

by Eric February 22, 2005