A loser that looks like a troll that stalks children and fucks them with 2 inch penis. Women laugh at him in the street and the only time he got close to having sex, the girl fainted because she couldn't breathe from hysterical laughter. He takes more damage than the tank and does less damage than the trashiest of mobs. His signature move is pulling himself into his arsehole to vanish. When his parents gave birth to him, his dad thought his wife was cuckolding him with an orc. His ranger caches only contain trash and he wears a metal bellend for a helmet. He knows Aragorn and he was much less embarrased by being swirlied and wedgied in front of the school than knowing this chump. His face looks like a withered bollocks and he can't grow a beard, just ass hair on his face.
Farin: Where is that dog breath tool that follows me around looking like a fucking dog?
Andriel: You mean Eredan?
Farin: Yeah, that pindick retard.
Andriel: While we were deleting every other enemy in the Ettenmoors, six orcs mistook him for a female orc and gangbanged him and he became a warg pisspot.
Farin: What a fucking faggot!
Andriel: I know right, at least we don't have to put up with the smell of catpiss.
Andriel: You mean Eredan?
Farin: Yeah, that pindick retard.
Andriel: While we were deleting every other enemy in the Ettenmoors, six orcs mistook him for a female orc and gangbanged him and he became a warg pisspot.
Farin: What a fucking faggot!
Andriel: I know right, at least we don't have to put up with the smell of catpiss.
by Eredan is a garbage disposal January 03, 2024
A SIMP, scum, pedophile and a shitstain on the world. He tries to form a harem of girls and openly admits he loves a child. He is as dumb as a rock and more painful than piles.
Person 1: I love this girl and am gonna give her my paycheck.
Person 2: Don't do a Motoyasu, you loser.
Person 2: Don't do a Motoyasu, you loser.
by Eredan is a garbage disposal January 03, 2024
Andriel is an op elven mage, unlike that pussy Elrond who was her teacher but is better at wielding dick than magic. She is basically Gandalf if he was a god and was female. Her Burst of Light and Sanctuary explosion are both broken and can be used fairly often. She has more armour than the tank and more damage than the damage dealer. She would clap Sauron, Morgoth and Eru Illuvitar with ease. She makes the other elven women look like Eredan and could get more bitches and dick in a day than the rest of her species but doesn't take dick daily like Eredan the whore.
Person 1: Imma play Andriel.
Person 2: What? Girls are gay!
Person 1: Eredan has taken more dick up his ass in a week than Andriel has her entire life, you loser.
Person 2: What? Girls are gay!
Person 1: Eredan has taken more dick up his ass in a week than Andriel has her entire life, you loser.
by Eredan is a garbage disposal January 03, 2024
An absolute unit of a dwarf with a twelve inch cock that gets all the bitches. During the Battle of the Five Armies, he was three of them.
by Eredan is a garbage disposal January 03, 2024
A garbage pile of a human being who falsely accused the shield hero of raping her when she was his only ally. She continued to be the biggest cunt in the series, even with the presence of the three dumbigos. She was later renamed Bitch after she was caught for all the awful shit she did but should've been made into the cumdump of the kingdom or sent to Faubrey. She is the human form of the main antagonist and is as persistent as Cancer in her assholery. Even after she is shown up publicly to be responsible for the deaths of hundreds and trying to murder her younger sister, the three dumbigos believe she is innocent and they all fall for bullshit.
by Eredan is a garbage disposal January 03, 2024