Something I can ride my bike without.
I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
An act that is incredibly stupid.
Dude 1: Dude, Craig Owens got kicked out of Chiodos.
Dude 2: What the fuck? Craig Owens IS Chiodos. What a dipshit move.
A misspelling of the word "roar," mostly used by 12-15 year old kids on internet chat rooms and forums. It is a part of the vocabulary of annoying kiddies who like to talk about how "randumz" they are with their "FRANNS" in a desperate plea for attention. It does not mean "I love you" in dinosaur.
14 Year Old Douchenozzle: Rawwrrrrr I eat teh poptartz all of teh dayzzzzz!!!!
14 Year Old Douchenozzle: Rawr!
Regular Guy: Okay, I will rid myself of your territory, because that is what rawr means, not "I love you."
A thing that I am on.
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget!
The appropriate reply to a dead baby joke.
Douche: What's pink, bubbly, and tapping on the glass? A de-
Guy: Fucking stop.
Tits that are saggy; sinking.
Guy: Dude, look, that bitch has nice tits.
Guy 2: More like tit-tanics.
Asking someone else out on your bitch ex-girlfriend's birthday, then showing the new girl off in front of her.
(Works only if you were the one dumped and the girl is having second thoughts, or was a total bitch but still wants you.)
Evan: So Harley, have you met Emily?
Harley: Um, no... Hi.
Evan: Well, we should probably go... we have a movie to catch, a dinner to eat, and awesome sex to have. Bye Harley!
Emily: What was that all about?
Evan: That, my dear, was revenge.