Definitions by EnormousGreenRageMonster

Dogpression

When your sad because you miss your dog or there’s just no dogs.

I’ve had dogpression at work because my coworker stopped brining their dog.

Dogpression by EnormousGreenRageMonster August 6, 2022

Trophy Hunting 

Trophy Hunting is when someone is seeking a partner just for sexual conquest not a relationship. See Unicorn Hunting or Dragon Hunting.

I can’t study tonight I’m going Trophy Hunting!

Trophy Hunting by EnormousGreenRageMonster April 4, 2021

unicorn farmer 

A unicorn is a bisexual woman, usually the third in a poly relationship. A unicorn farm is a open or closed poly relationship involving more than one unicorn. The man in a poly relationship with two or more unicorns would be the unicorn farmer. Someone interested in starting or being in such a relationship could also be called a unicorn farmer.

I want to be a unicorn farmer when I grow up.

unicorn farmer by EnormousGreenRageMonster March 31, 2021

Nonce

Nonce is like once but for something that never happened.

I heard that happened nonce.

Nonce by EnormousGreenRageMonster September 27, 2019

ghost 

To kill someone.

I’m gonna ghost him...

ghost by EnormousGreenRageMonster September 27, 2019

Mexican Firecracker 

You turn into a Mexican Firecracker when you eat something that makes you sick and you end up shitting and vomiting (and probably praying for a quick death) at the same time...food most likely eaten in Mexico...

Dude, I ate some street tacos last night and they turned me into a Mexican Firecracker...

Mexican Firecracker by EnormousGreenRageMonster September 27, 2019