Definitions by Enigmatic_1

Outjacked

When two guys have a jacking off competition and one outjacks the other he is the winner

My mate and I were jacking off whilst watching Baywatch. He outjacked me because he came first.

Outjacked by Enigmatic_1 July 21, 2022

Outjack 

When two guys have a jacking off competition and one outjacks the other he is the winner.

My mate I were jacking off whilst watching Baywatch. George outjacked me because he came first.

Outjack by Enigmatic_1 July 21, 2022

Multi-clocker 

Someone who works multi jobs and clocks into work multiple times a day.

John was such a workaholic that he had a 9-5 job and a second job he worked at nights. Each day John would multi-clock in to work. His mum said "John why do you work so hard? You're such a multi-clocker!"

Multi-clocker by Enigmatic_1 August 30, 2020

BUME 

BUME to bring up somebody's email, typically by posting the word "BUME" in an email.

Also stands for:

Bring
Up
My last
Email

BUME!
See my email below which we discussed the other day.

BUME by Enigmatic_1 October 8, 2018

fartnami 

A fartnami is an explosive fart, often with a follow through at the end. One may need to change their pants after a fartnami.

The lady was laughing so much she didn't realise that her fart was actually a fartnami with some serious power! The smell was horrid and the follow through! She had to go home and change her pants promptly.

fartnami by Enigmatic_1 September 16, 2018

seatage 

The amount of seats in a certain area, for example: on a train or in a bus.

Tom: "There is a good array of seatage on this train."
Fred: "Yeah bro, very sweet. I can put me feet up."

seatage by Enigmatic_1 September 16, 2018

Androidiction 

1. Addiction to Android products and/or applications.
2. Someone with Androidiction may be obsessed by mobile phone apps and must play with them every five minutes.
3. Psychological addiction to all things Android related.

John could not put his phone down because he had so many cool apps to play with. His colleague said he must have Androidiction.

Androidiction by Enigmatic_1 April 21, 2014