Definitions by English Major

Messiah Surprise 

A moment in which Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and catches them off guard because He should be dead.

Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and is like, “Yo, what’s up? I’m here. Did you guys think I wasn’t going to raise from the dead? Messiah surprise!”

Messiah Surprise by English Major April 19, 2020

humorit 

A cross between humor and witt

That comedian bamboozled me with their humorit

humorit by English Major September 7, 2018

Wu 

1) One who says things that sort of seem make sense but really do not.
2) A road-runner-like creature that can be found roaming the HW upper school. It is characterized by having unusually puffy hair and a predisposition for smoking... his opponents since he is so fast

"If you pay the tow truck driver before he tows your car away it costs twice as less!"

Wu by English Major February 10, 2003