Definitions by Englethrope B Squeebe

homelier than a bag full of assholes

That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.

Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"

That woman is homelier than a bag full of assholes!!

homelier than a bag full of assholes by Englethrope B Squeebe January 10, 2008

dutch love 

Sexual passion or need that exceeds even the smell of a 21 hour car ride.

That stove was hotter than dutch love

dutch love by Englethrope B Squeebe January 10, 2008

Cunthair 

Smallest unit of measurement used in everyday American construction industry

It's a cunthair off level/plumb/square etc.
Take and cut a cunthair off this 2x4.

Cunthair by Englethrope B Squeebe January 10, 2008

Red cunthair 

This term denotes an even smaller measurement than a cunthair

Its a little too big, just take a Red cunthair off it.

Red cunthair by Englethrope B Squeebe January 10, 2008

Roof rocket 

A blast of snot or a spritz of tobacco juice launched off the roof on a construction site

look out! Roof rocket commin' down.

Roof rocket by Englethrope B Squeebe January 10, 2008