Definitions by England phi beta gamma

arsehole

Australian slang meaning "to evict."

She arseholed Tom and Harry and now Dick is all she ever thinks about.

arsehole by England phi beta gamma December 13, 2007

nigger 

The correct word used by Jews after the token negro employee leaves the Southern Poverty Law Center's office in Montgomery Alabama. This is a true story told to me by the girl herself.

Good, the nigger has gone to run an errand, let's start the meeting to discuss fund-raising strategies.

nigger by England phi beta gamma July 23, 2007

clacker 

It was a cereal made by General Mills and marketed in the New York area during the early 1970s. The most famous advert featured Dracula leaning toward a young girl's neck saying,"bluh -- I want to suck your Clackers." A google image search should bring up a picture of the box.

Bluh! I want to suck your CLACKERS.

clacker by England phi beta gamma July 22, 2007

fuck up move up 

An army term meaning promotion to a higher position after a senior employee screwed up an assignment. The rest of his career will be served with no more damage. Can be used by any large bureaucracy, but less so by corporations. Read the Peter Principle where an employee is promoted to his highest level of incompetence.

The minister responsible for the African "Ground Nut Scheme" boondoggle during the 1950s was given a promotion and a title. His new position required no real work, it was a classic case of fuck up move up.

fuck up move up by England phi beta gamma July 22, 2007

cunt face 

a person who has a hare lip and/or cleft palate

The missionary doctor went to Peru and fixed a bunch of cunt faces.

cunt face by England phi beta gamma July 22, 2007