England phi beta gamma's definitions

fuck up move up

An army term meaning promotion to a higher position after a senior employee screwed up an assignment. The rest of his career will be served with no more damage. Can be used by any large bureaucracy, but less so by corporations. Read the Peter Principle where an employee is promoted to his highest level of incompetence.

The minister responsible for the African "Ground Nut Scheme" boondoggle during the 1950s was given a promotion and a title. His new position required no real work, it was a classic case of fuck up move up.

by England phi beta gamma July 22, 2007

Zima

bitch pop, an Ohio term for a fruity malt beverage. Men won't touch that muck.

Only bitches drink Zima, but enough of them will loosen up their thighs.

by England phi beta gamma December 29, 2007

sharking

A term used by members of the Tailhook Association to describe the act of biting a woman's rump through her clothes.

That new female pilot experienced a lot of sharking at the Vegas convention.

by England phi beta gamma April 10, 2008

latrinogram

A term used on M*A*S*H to mean toilet wall grafitti. Used to spread rumors about people who are screwing up everybody else's lives.

Did you read the latest latrinogram?

by England phi beta gamma January 27, 2008

Whore's gazette

An English Sunday called "News of the World"

Run out to the corner and buy me a Whore's Gazette, luv.

by England Phi Beta Gamma March 29, 2008