Kiwi

A perfect little hairy egg

Kiwi, (aka a perfect little hairy egg) For use when you are extremely bored. e.g:
Friend: what's your favourite fruit
You: the perfect little hairy egg fruit
Friend: ...

by Emosaurus Rex December 03, 2018

Prousappointed

For when you're disappointed in someone but also slightly proud

You: I thought better of you honestly, I'm quite prousappointed in you
Friend: For the love of god please stop with the urban dictionary words

by Emosaurus Rex February 17, 2019

Water

Domesticated Ocean

Domesticated ocean is another name for water that will annoy normies when you use it. e.g
You: I just had a great drink
Friend: What was it?
You: A bottle of domesticated ocean
Friend: We aren't friends anymore

by Emosaurus Rex November 29, 2018

Disapproud

For when you're proud of someone but also slightly disappointed.

You: Well, since it's not a particularly good thing I'm quite disapproud of you
Friend: Stop using stupid urban dictionary words

by Emosaurus Rex February 17, 2019