Emily Duffin's definitions

Owns the cake

When something is so good, it doesn't just TAKE the cake, it owns it.

Unlike Emily, Andrea does not own the cake.

Chocolate cake totally owns the cake.

by Emily Duffin April 15, 2008

Bindered

The past tense of "to binder." Same as elbowed, except done with a binder in a crowded school hallway.

Fuck, that emo-kid bindered me in the spleen!
Get out of my way before I binder you in the head.

by Emily Duffin May 14, 2008