shorty

girl baby chikc your friend
hey shorty whats up
by emily September 08, 2003
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MFWIC

a tech-geek spawnling, it stands for MotherFucker What's In Charge
"Hey Intern! Who's the MFWIC around here?"
"You are, sir!"
"That's right, bi-atch!"
by emily November 09, 2004
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to finge

to have anal sex while rummaging in the lady's minge with your fingers.
fingeing is a good way to spread germs
OR
finge theatre is very important in our culture
by Emily December 16, 2004
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carpet bumper

A partener who licks a hairy vogina
i caught the two lesbians carpet bumping in the bathroom stall at burger king!
by emily March 14, 2003
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Dale Earnhardt

The greatest NASCAR driver!! I agree that the people are idiots who put disrespectful defenitions here. Even if you didnt like him, or didnt like NASCAR, at least respect his death.
Dale Earnhardt was the best NASCAR driver, and should be respected!!
by Emily March 10, 2005
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townies

townies r wanka's. they think they r hard but aren't most r mummy boys hu still wet there pants. no1 likes this kind. have u noticed that all townies r thick ugly and stupid all at the same time, even though they have no talent copin wiv that must b hard. the townie often thinks there not 1 of us there a goth but it aint tru u stupid wanka's get ova urself ur ugly stupid, fat and ur crappy gold reingd cnt fit ova ur fat fingers so fuk off and get a life!!!
taylor hail!'i'm gonna fuk ur face' oooh deary me i think u meant fuk ur face up u thicko!!!!!! 'im gonna bang u out' pls dnt u dnt have anything there to bang me out wiv u hobo!!
by Emily January 26, 2005
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h/u

Emily and Beth h/u at the party, lesbiens are so hot!
by Emily May 13, 2004
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