old people upsetting

can mean upsetting old people for fun,

or the feeling you get from watching old people being frisky

It's fun like old people upsetting, not like having fun old people upsetting.

by Emerson Crossjostle May 13, 2015

dildoridoo

Originally used in Australia as a wooden sex assistant prior to its use as a musical instrument after the accidental discovery that you could get sounds to come out of it.

Once you're finished letting the dildoridoo play you, transmute it into a didgeridoo, so you can play it, too.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013

shit talking shit

poop trash-talking other poop

"You are one stinky shit."
"You stink way more than I do."

"Your mama doesn't even stink this bad." "Your mama does."

(shit talking shit)

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

diaperogative

a baby's prerogative to capture the crowd's attention

I believe that smell is Little Bobby's diaperogative needing changing.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

remote viewing

Staring at the remote control wondering why the TV won't turn on.

I spent the last ten minutes remote viewing and missed the start of my favorite show.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013

reverse Operation game

role-playing game; opposite of Operation board game; objective is to ring buzzer with organ

It's called the reverse Operation game. You put the organ in and try to make the buzzer ring.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

Emerson

Not the 20th century, transcendentalist poet who changed his last name to his favorite word on Urban Dictionary

They were uncomfortable calling him Mr. Crossjostle, so his friends just called him Emerson.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 09, 2013