playing fetch

golf always; soccer usually

TV's on. Wasn't paying attention. Realized I've been ignoring golf, not soccer*. What is with these people playing fetch with their balls?

*world football (whatever)

by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013

Hell is for Mildred

what your grandma believed when she died because that's what you told her

I told grandma, "Hell is for Mildred," because that's what I thought Pat Benatar said. By the time I realized it was a song about children, my poor granny Mildred was dead.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013

urbdicted

where the misspelled version of a word appears at top of Google because it was first defined on Urban Dictionary

An example of an urbdicted word is burritagasm. It's the combination of the word 'burrito' and 'orgasm'.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013

helmet helmet

what a helmet wears for protection

If I was a helmet, I'd wear a helmet helmet, too.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013

Fucking Obama

blaming President Obama for everything; a internet phrase added to the end of complaints about pretty much anything

I can't believe it's raining. Fucking Obama.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

urbdict induct

newly submitted words and terms are officially awarded this as soon as the great Urban Dictionary editors grant them their approval

When a term is accepted by UD editors (who are so sexy) for inclusion in Urban Dictionary, it is said to have received an 'urbdict induct'.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 17, 2013

he'll

the way auto-correct thinks hell is spelled

If there really is a he'll, auto-correct will be nearby.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013