The old H

Heroin

I've developed a bit of a bad habit with the old H.

by ElzearYoung June 19, 2025

one-Starbucks town

A town so small it has only one Starbucks.

Well, not much goes on in a one-Starbucks town like Sunnydale.

by ElzearYoung July 9, 2025

the big ML

The Mona Lisa, a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci.

I'm going to Paris tomorrow, I'm so looking forward to seeing the big ML!

by ElzearYoung March 11, 2024

Punch some cones

To smoke a bong.

"So, what do you think about the isolation?" -

"Yeah, just gonna lock myself in and just, uhm, punch some cones for a couple o' days."

by ElzearYoung December 3, 2020

lez-chow

A sexual object for lesbians, e.g. an attractive woman in jail. From Family Guy S10E14.

Stewie Griffin: "Man, when she goes to jail, she's going to be major lez-chow."

by ElzearYoung August 12, 2025

phantom jerk

When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.

"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."

by ElzearYoung December 7, 2023

World’s Greatest Stretch

A dynamic full-body mobility exercise that combines a deep lunge, thoracic spine rotation, and hamstring stretch to improve flexibility, joint mobility, and muscular activation across the hips, spine, hamstrings, and shoulders. Commonly used as a warm-up drill in athletic and general fitness settings. Made popular by Dr. Aaron Horschig of Squat University.

Before squatting, I always do the World’s Greatest Stretch to open up my hips and thoracic spine.

by ElzearYoung June 5, 2025