Definitions by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head

metrodork 

A metrodork is a straight man who embraces some aspects of an urban gay style: emotional sensitivity, refinement in taste, enjoyment of flamboyant clothing styles, and use of body care products (in other words, a metrosexual); but who spoils the effect by wearing a New York Yankees cap.

Willis carries a handbag, gets his hair styled, gets a Brazilian wax, and dresses out of Gentlemen's Quarterly; however he also routinely wears a New York Yankees baseball cap which shouts that he is a metrodork if not an out-and-out asshole.

metrodork by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head June 16, 2008

tauro-scatology 

This term is a synonym for bullshit.

Tauro-scatology alert! The Presidential debates are being aired tonight and we're in for such dreck as "The Audacity of Hope."

tauro-scatology by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 9, 2007

Boston Handshake 

Light tickling of the shaft of the penis.

I took her to The Parisian; and all I got was a Boston handshake.

Boston Handshake by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 9, 2007

1/72 of a celestial door prize 

This refers to a virgin; because of the supposed awarding of 72 virgins to Muslims who die in a jihad.

She's 25; and still 1/72 of a celestial door prize.

1/72 of a celestial door prize by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 8, 2007

Kentucky douche 

This is a mint julep.

Before the Derby, I'll just down a Kentucky douche or two. Or three.

Kentucky douche by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 4, 2007

faire minette

To perform the act of cunnilingus.

It is my ambition to faire minette in Bay Minette.

faire minette by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head April 20, 2007

sweater bullets 

These are nipples protruding through the fabric of a sweater, usually of a braless woman.

It was below freezing, and Melissa's sweater bullets were obvious.

sweater bullets by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head January 13, 2007