Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head's definitions

tauro-scatology

This term is a synonym for bullshit.

Tauro-scatology alert! The Presidential debates are being aired tonight and we're in for such dreck as "The Audacity of Hope."

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 9, 2007

Amen Corner

This is a group of sycophants within an organization that can be automatically counted on to agree with an idea if they think that the boss may be leaning in favor of it.

Will the Budget Committee go along with Dr. Tom L's proposal? Well, you can count on his Amen Corner to support him!

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005

Weiner Dog Serenader

This is a person who trains for a particular occupation without considering its utility or even its employability.

Ole Billy Bob is majoring in History. He evidently plans to be a weiner dog serenader.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005

store-bought ta-tas

Artificially enhanced breasts.

Heidi really looks swell with her store-bought ta-tas.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head November 1, 2005

sweater bullets

These are nipples protruding through the fabric of a sweater, usually of a braless woman.

It was below freezing, and Melissa's sweater bullets were obvious.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head January 13, 2007

sociologist sex

Sex with someone with a micropenis.

It's just Warren and sociologist sex hardly counts.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005

faire minette

To perform the act of cunnilingus.

It is my ambition to faire minette in Bay Minette.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head April 20, 2007