Elsbeth's definitions

Dirty Shaggy

When he pulls her s dick out and sees she made it bloody causing him to freaks out and runs to the bathroom dripping a trail of blood the entire way

That's asshole pulled a dirty shaggy on my brand new white carpet and now I have to call Stanley Steamers to come clean up.

by elsbeth January 8, 2022

Dirty Theodore

When he takes her to meet his family then ditches her there.

Thank God that assholes family is more solid than him or that dirty Theodore he pulled could have been seriously awkward!

by elsbeth May 29, 2022

Sloppy Chicken

When he invite her over for a booty call and then continues to pursue pointless projects all night instead.

I shaved my legs and everything but he turned out to be a sloppy chicken!

by elsbeth March 30, 2022

Dirty Vlad

When a guy asks a girl what her safe word is, then fears for his own safety and refuses to have sex with her.

I thought the night was gonna be lit when he asked me about a safe word but he pulled a dirty Vlad. Nobody likes a tease!

by elsbeth March 15, 2022