Noodle Groovin'

When someone on drugs cant stop moving. Dancing without any music in a herky jerky manor. Tweaking, twitching, etc.
This crazy meth head bitch was noodle groovin' so hard in front of walmart that she failed to notice how naked she was
by elsbeth April 23, 2020
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Dirty Vlad

When a guy asks a girl what her safe word is, then fears for his own safety and refuses to have sex with her.
I thought the night was gonna be lit when he asked me about a safe word but he pulled a dirty Vlad. Nobody likes a tease!
by elsbeth March 16, 2022
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General Chen

When a Navy veteran insists on using vasoline and surgical gloves to play doctor.
He seemed like such an upstanding citizen until he took me home for a General Chen.
by elsbeth April 30, 2022
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Dirty Monty

When you encounter that older guy that gives off a creepy vibe and after a conversation you realize he probably just want to brush your hair or give your nasty feet a pedicure while you take a bubble bath
I quickly put my child in the car when he gave me the "Dirty Monty" vibe but after helping jump my car, I shared my hairbrush and earned the title Uncle Monty
by elsbeth May 02, 2022
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