ElongD69's definitions

norwegian shish kebab

A position made famous by the great Leif Erickson in the early days of the voyages of the norseman. When the male impales up to 3-18 ladies with his gigantic cock creating a hoe shish kebab. Only the greatest of dongs make this action possible, neither the timid nor the weak shall carry the norse tradition.

Hey man what happened at Tori’s party last night i heard there was a huge massacre and 15 females were pronounced dead at the scene.

Yea Daniel showed up unexpectedly, he did the norwegian shish kebab again.

Dammit thats the 8th time this month, curse that long dong bastard

by ElongD69 January 25, 2018

zimbabwean sandstorm

The act of one male jizzing all over the partners chest, then farting and blasting it all over their face like a sandstorm. First created by Shaka Zulu.

Ayy man! Have you heard Jordan did the Zimbabwean sandstorm on lorna?

Damn bro is that how she went blind?

by ElongD69 January 18, 2018

french mortar

When one shoves a croissant in their own shitter and proceeds into duck and cover position with their ass aimed high in the air and lets out a massive fart launching the croissant into the partners mouth making for a delicious treat.

Madison got into position and launched a perfect french mortar right into andrews mouth.

by ElongD69 November 7, 2017