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trooper

A queer-bait that wears pink slippers and loves to ride 26" spinnaz
OOO, I love it when you stick me with that spinna Switch!
by Eli May 23, 2004
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ptruth

"Ptruth" is a statement which could, logically, be true, but which the one who makes the statement has no idea whether it is actually true.
If I said that your brain is exactly the same size as your fist, and your dick is the same size as the distance between your thumb and forefinger stretched out, that would be the ptruth, because it could be true, but i have no idea whether it is.
by Eli May 19, 2003
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laos

small landlocked asian country.
also, singular of "lice".
hi, i'm from laos.
oh yeah, you have a giant laos in your hair.
by Eli October 5, 2007
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hardcore dancing

From the Latin to suck at everything (Hardcorus Danci), something Emo kids try to do instead of crying to seem Bad ass.
Did you guys see that guy hardcore dancing? He probably hates his upper middle-class suburban home and the SUV his parents bought for him, that's why he's angry.
by Eli August 22, 2004
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harajuku girl

Something that Gwen Stefani is referring to entirely too much nowadays. She is waaaay to hot to care about other girls.
I have heard 2 new songs and a commercial featuring Gwen Stefani and she has mentioned "Harajuku Girl" all 3 times
by Eli February 21, 2005
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Sobvs

Short for so obvious.
I was going to tell you we were going to Pizza Hut, but I thought it was sobvs.
by Eli June 19, 2006
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cheerleading

While some bitches try to say cheerleading is a sport like Sarah and Kelly they often forget there is no point. The point of cheerleading is to cheer for another team, but now they go and do routines that have no purpose. Therefore they must rename the rutines to a new name because they are not cheering for something else. SO cheerleading also should have good looking girls which is not the case anymore. They have the fat ones lift the skinny ugly ones with fake smiles. So to all the cheerleaders out there please stop it is really gay. and to all the male cheerleaders just die
Cheerleading is really not a sport.
by Eli March 9, 2005
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