Elgeoharris's definitions
Insanely annoying and cheesy commercials made by the car insurance company Geico. They all end up the same way, with a serious situation being interrupted by one of the players randomly saying "I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance".
-We've got to get out of the building! There's a crazy guy shooting everyone he sees out in the hall!!!
-Really? I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
-Gimmie your fuckin' wallet or you die now, bitch!
-I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
-Really? I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
-Gimmie your fuckin' wallet or you die now, bitch!
-I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
by Elgeoharris December 7, 2003

FuCKYou you motherfuCKYer.
by Elgeoharris December 12, 2003

Nice try, Sgt., but it stands for Rolling on the floor laughing my god damn ass off you fucking bitch ass piece of shit.
by Elgeoharris December 9, 2003

If you're in a combat situation and someone yells "RPG!", you're not supposed to take out and roll your dice.
by Elgeoharris December 15, 2003

A person who remains unscathed after holding an exploding grenade, throwing molotov cocktails, and getting shot at close range with Berettas, Mac-11s, shotguns, and MP5s.
by Elgeoharris February 23, 2004

by Elgeoharris December 14, 2003
