Definitions by Elegant Top Hat

Cheating 

Something you should NEVER do when playing monopoly, but anything else is ok.

Man: THAT SNEAKY BITCH STOLE A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD.

Me: HES CHEATING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Cheating by Elegant Top Hat April 19, 2018

tom cavanagh 

idk a nice guy i guess

tom cavanagh has nice toes

tom cavanagh by Elegant Top Hat September 12, 2017

urban dictionary definition 

Something that never gets published if its by me.

Editors pls post my urban dictionary definition

urban dictionary definition by Elegant Top Hat September 8, 2017

oops 

The word you say when you forgot your condom.

Girl: I'M PREGNANT NOW YOU BITCH.
Boy: oops.
Girl: *Grabs chair.*

oops by Elegant Top Hat September 6, 2017

mountain 

big rock

I climbed a mountain

mountain by Elegant Top Hat September 6, 2017