Definitions by Electric Smurf

Angry Shart 

When you have a Norovirus and accidentally lampshade shart your partner in your sleep and wake up to verbal abuse

Paul was very ill with Norovirus, unfortunately Steph did not appreciate the high speed shart. Steph is not a fan of the Angry Shart and was verbally unhappy

Angry Shart by Electric Smurf December 19, 2024

Dodgy Kok

When you're drinking Kok and someone's aass dribbles into the glass tainting your kok but you still chug the kok

When Richard had his kok and Phills mango aass ejected into the kok glass for a fuller fruity flavour, wow what a Dodgy kok

Dodgy Kok by Electric Smurf December 12, 2024

Bushy Sanderson 

When you have diarrhoea whilst out with the army and lampshade a Bush with shit and hit the passers-by

Jamie had a dodgy kebab and did a Bushy Sanderson on the hikers face

Bushy Sanderson by Electric Smurf December 12, 2024

Dirty kok 

When you are drinking with a man with a moustache and he shits in your glass of kok

The moustached George took a dump in my glass of kok during consumption of kok fluid, oh no my dirty kok

Dirty kok by Electric smurf March 14, 2024