Definitions by Electric Oatmeal Cookie

Cougalert

When you alert your boys that a fine piece of older ass is in in the cougar den.

Trevon: "Cougalertttt!"
Connor: "Told you this place would have cougars at happy hour!"

A term used to make fun of someone who is trying to show off their strength, but is weak.

C'mon Muscles Megurt, lift that 90 weight!