Electric Oatmeal Cookie's definitions

Cougalert

When you alert your boys that a fine piece of older ass is in in the cougar den.

Trevon: "Cougalertttt!"
Connor: "Told you this place would have cougars at happy hour!"

by Electric Oatmeal Cookie April 18, 2023

Muscles Megurt

A term used to make fun of someone who is trying to show off their strength, but is weak.

C'mon Muscles Megurt, lift that 90 weight!

by Electric Oatmeal Cookie October 2, 2017