Definitions by El-Keter

bitch-slappery 

1. The art of the bitch-slap.

2. The act of practicing the art of the bitch-slap.

"If you post some stuff like this again I'm going to introduce your ass to some serious bitch-slappery!"

bitch-slappery by El-Keter July 24, 2002

ahk 

1. The Arabic and Hebrew term for "brother."

2. Slang for brother, deriving from it's use by inner-city groups with Islamic or Hebraic backgrounds.

see also: ahki and ak

"Ayyo, whaddup ahk?"

ahk by El-Keter July 24, 2002

bitch-assery 

1. A person, place, thing, event, circumstance or situation that has elevated the act of being a bitch-ass to that of high art.

2. A person, place, thing, event, circumstance or situation that is so extreme in it's unfortunateness as to warrant a designation of being bitch-assed to the utmost degree.

"Windows 98 programming is nothing but bitch-assery it crashes so often!"

bitch-assery by El-Keter July 24, 2002

jettison

1. To leave a location.

2. To quickly depart from a location.

see also: jet

"I gotta get up early tomarrow so I'm about to jettison."

jettison by El-Keter July 24, 2002

ak 

1. Misspelled form of the term "ahk."

see also: ahk

"I'm a new jack who wants to sound down on the internet so I call people ''ak'' even though I don't know how to spell it."

ak by El-Keter July 24, 2002

be out

1. To leave a location.

2. To quickly depart from a location.

"I gotta be out holmes, I'll check you later."

be out by El-Keter July 24, 2002

wooified 

1. A person, place, thing or event which is in every aspect influenced by the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.

2. A person, place, thing or event that is violent, ultra-violent or stylistically violent either in and of themselves or due to a general similarity to the stylized violence found in the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.

see also: wooification

"Did you see The Matrix, when Neo was blasting with that gatling gun from the helicopter and the shells were falling? Tell me that wasn't wooified!"

wooified by El-Keter July 24, 2002