“Wanna invite Tyson to the J. Cole concert?”
“Nah nigga that Krip he goin to that bts shit later tonight.”
“Nah nigga that Krip he goin to that bts shit later tonight.”
by El ritardo June 08, 2018
*insert description, something along the lines of “god among men put on this planet to pleasure women” or “annoying gamer kid with a tiny dick”*
*insert girl name*- “Wow, that guy is such a/n *insert name here*, he must be packing 23 centimeters.”
*insert girl name*- “Jesus, that guy is such a fucking *insert name here*, all he does is talk about his stock portfolio and how great he is at Fortnite.
*insert girl name*- “Jesus, that guy is such a fucking *insert name here*, all he does is talk about his stock portfolio and how great he is at Fortnite.
by El ritardo June 02, 2019
A sexual act, where one partner toasts cheddar on their penis/strap on, and gives the other a hard ass fudge packing.
by El ritardo July 02, 2018
Currently the world’s bestselling midget group. They formed in 1958 and now have multiple feature movies and are still hawt, despite being older than the Beatles.
They’re making another Alvin and the chipmunks movie, so brace yourselves for a level of furry midget ass that we have not yet experienced.
by El ritardo December 06, 2017
by El ritardo June 27, 2018
Slang term often used by black girls when they see a white guy with a surprisingly good dick, alluding to the ambassador hot dog.
by El ritardo July 06, 2019
The act of nutting in a sock, turning it inside out, and throwing away all of your friends condoms. Therefore, he uses the sock, getting his partner pregnant.
by El ritardo July 02, 2018