El ritardo's definitions
NOT an actual physical fitness gym. It is a place where men go to naturally increase their penis size via male Kegel Exercises.
by El ritardo June 1, 2019
Get the Kegel Gymmug. by El ritardo December 6, 2017
Get the Putzmug. The “Femwhore” subculture is a subculture that grew out of the early 2010s, where many prominent female celebrities, who behaved very whoreishly, began to start claiming their lifestyles were yet another offshoot and variant of modern feminism, and that doing things like sucking dicks and stripping were to ‘use men’ and ‘feel powerful’ despite being an opposite of true feminism, where that behavior would be considered whoreish and slutty by other women/girls. There are varying degrees of the femwhores, as some are more moderate and respectable in their beliefs, while some are radical and dangerously close to straight up communism. Other than their beliefs, they are no different than any other whores in appearance, sound, etc.
Paris Hilton, Ariana Grande, Cardi B, Rita Ora, Beyoncé, Scarlet Johansson, and countless others are the main leaders of the femwhore subculture.
by El ritardo July 14, 2018
Get the Femwhoremug. The act of nutting in a sock, turning it inside out, and throwing away all of your friends condoms. Therefore, he uses the sock, getting his partner pregnant.
by El ritardo July 1, 2018
Get the Syrian Switcheroomug. My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
Get the helping a friend get an oil changemug. by El ritardo July 4, 2018
Get the rigor mortymug. A bordertown that enters a boomtown-esque change due to demographic changes brought on by the trump administration.
by El ritardo July 4, 2018
Get the Trumptownmug.