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Definitions by El Zodiac

The Immaculate Penis of John 

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.
An absolute hole of a place in the back end of beyond in the middle of nowhere, a clusterfuck of absolutely nothing. The only things that ever happen are ATM robberies by diggers exactly when an armed response unit enters the village, or murders in my porch of a chewsday.
By the gods, I live in Dunleer. Fuck.
Dunleer by El Zodiac April 26, 2024

Absolutely Heckin Yeeted 

When something has been yeeted an absolutely heckin large distance
Damn, bro, that birb got absolutely heckin yeeted by that T-Rex.

Existential Crisis Man

A man who is having an existential crisis.
bro 1: Who's that dude over there?
bro 2: That's Existential Crisis Man.
bro 1: What's he doing?
bro 2: Having an Existential Crisis.
bro 1: Nice.