El Torito's definitions

Hatehole

An individual not only having an unpleasant personality (asshole), but also harboring animosity (hatred) towards many things.

The overexposure to bias and divisive news has turned many already aggressively opinionated Americans into total hateholes.

by El Torito August 10, 2015

Jailfie

A photo taken of a friend while they are being arrested.

I took a jailfie of my friend Mike while he was being arrested for public drunkeness. It's hilarious!

by El Torito August 5, 2014

slumglasses

Cheap or broken sunglasses that have been discarded and recovered by a needy (generally indigent or inebriated) passerby.

After leaving the beach bar, Mike was blinded by the intense sun. Fortunately, he found a pair of slumglasses that helped he see his way to the next bar.

by El Torito August 3, 2014