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Definitions by El Perrito Grande

10 Seconds 

The amount of time it takes Daniel Tosh to blow a load in his boyfriend, Fernando.
Daniel: "It only took me 10 seconds!"
Fernando: "Si, mi vuelta!" (Yes, my turn!)
Daniel: "You better not let me down or I'll go down to the Home Depot and find another hispanic sex slave!"
10 Seconds by El Perrito Grande August 26, 2011
When used by a female speaking to a male, it means "I want your slong."

When used by a female speaking to a female, it means "I want your beaver."

When used by a male speaking to a female, it means "I just winked at you. lol. I'm a douche. :("
Female to male: "Hey sweet cheeks! Want a muffin? ;)"
Female to female: "Bitch ;)"
Male to female: "Hey baby! Wanna see my six pack? ;)"
;) by El Perrito Grande August 25, 2011