Definitions by El Negro

schlongmont 

deragatory term commonly used in place of Longmont, CO.
often used to poke fun at residents of longmont.

A:there is nothing to do in longmont.
B: Yeah, schlongmont is pretty gay.

schlongmont by El Negro September 11, 2004

knuckle game

term used to describe ones fighting prowess.

even at twelve years old, my knuckle game was on point.

knuckle game by El Negro September 11, 2004

Storm Job 

used in place of the term, "rimming".
because some people believe Geo Storms to be gay, so they associate this word in place of a rim job.

check out COSR to learn more.

man...there are some freaky women out there, this one girl was into lickin ass. Rimjobs are gross.
person B: dont call them rimjobs, call them stormjobs, because they're gay.

Storm Job by El Negro September 11, 2004

PJOS 

Post Jerk-Off Serenity

Man, I JO'ed earlier and I have such PJOS now that I can barely stay awake.

PJOS by El Negro June 26, 2003