El Juan's definitions

schmackin off

To be masturbating. Self pleasure

So last night I was schmackin off when my mom walked in. I blew my load instantly

by El Juan September 20, 2003

amnimal

An animal. An over acheiver. (makes the noise Nar)

He's an amnimal when it comes to work.

by El Juan September 20, 2003

The Halfrican African

A fighter name. *Usually reserved for the mixed brothers.

I looked over at Wook unit and yelled, "Weighing in at 250 pounds The Halfrican African."

by El Juan September 20, 2003

splasher

when a bad case of diarrhea hits the toilet stall

Christ, dude, who put the cuisinart splasher to the walls of this stall?!

by El Juan July 16, 2008