Definitions by El Duce

Wal-Mart walk 

The pace at which people walk once inside a Wal-Mart store. It is EXTREMELY slow. Often accompanied by stopping in the middle of an aisle for no fathomable reason. If a person were to Wal-Mart walk around the circumference of the globe, it would take 65,782 years to traverse.

All I had to get at Wal-Mart was one bag of dog food, but because I got stuck behind someone doing the Wal-Mart walk, it took me three hours to get out of the store.

Wal-Mart walk by El Duce October 8, 2004

Perping 

Verb:
A) To leer at someone sexually.

B)To look at someone with sexual thoughts.

C) To act like a sexual perpetrator

Dude, Joy is wearing a low-cut shirt today. When she leans over you can almost see everything - I'm totally perping her.

Perping by El Duce October 6, 2004

perping out 

Verb. Derived from perping.
To become all-consumed with perping. To get into a state where perping is all you can think of or do.

Goddamn, Liza's got on some hotpants! I'm perping her ass, oh shit, I'm perping out!

perping out by El Duce October 6, 2004

TP Thief 

One who steals toilet paper from public restrooms to use at home. A desperately poor person.

Damn, bitch got fired for being a TP Thief - she got caught taking the TP from work home with her.

TP Thief by El Duce September 28, 2004

mouse fuck 

Through ignorance or incompetance, putting your job on someone else's shoulders.

Dude, I just got a call from someone who was talking to Mr. X, and he didn't fix the problem. Now they're bugging me about it. He mousefucked me on this one.

mouse fuck by El Duce February 23, 2004