El Drageon Jr.'s definitions

Harshbarger

To leave the ocean naked, bath in dry sand, and bury your sandy snake in between supple ass-mounds.

I harshbargered the hell out of that girl!

by El Drageon Jr. November 10, 2012

Bomag

A paper cut received on the head of the penis while shitter sitting and concurrently reading pink pussy magazine.

He wanted to go to the lemon juice pool but his bomag kept him from going.

by El Drageon Jr. November 10, 2012

Cootergating

The equivalent to a cock-block but used to describe the act of a female preventing another female from getting her cooter serviced

I thought they were my best friends, but at the beach party they kept cootergating me!

by El Drageon Jr. November 10, 2012

Thoc

To engage in intercourse while donning Chieftain ceremonial head-dress and repeating hitting the women's clavicle as if your hand was an authentic tomahawk.

She thought I was lame in the bedroom...until I thocced her!

by El Drageon Jr. November 10, 2012

Boozel

To fall asleep with a hard-on buried between perfect tits while snoring lightly

It would be my teenage dream to boozel the hell out of Katy Perry's tits.

by El Drageon Jr. November 10, 2012

Teasel

When a girl gargles your cock and balls like a big-spooned milky bowl of choco-bombs.

I went over to study algebra but got teaseled instead.

by El Drageon Jr. November 10, 2012