Definitions by El Drageon Jr.

Harshbarger 

To leave the ocean naked, bath in dry sand, and bury your sandy snake in between supple ass-mounds.

I harshbargered the hell out of that girl!

Harshbarger by El Drageon Jr. November 10, 2012

Boozel 

To fall asleep with a hard-on buried between perfect tits while snoring lightly

It would be my teenage dream to boozel the hell out of Katy Perry's tits.

Boozel by El Drageon Jr. November 10, 2012

Teasel 

When a girl gargles your cock and balls like a big-spooned milky bowl of choco-bombs.

I went over to study algebra but got teaseled instead.

Teasel by El Drageon Jr. November 10, 2012

Thoc 

To engage in intercourse while donning Chieftain ceremonial head-dress and repeating hitting the women's clavicle as if your hand was an authentic tomahawk.

She thought I was lame in the bedroom...until I thocced her!

Thoc by El Drageon Jr. November 10, 2012

Cootergating 

The equivalent to a cock-block but used to describe the act of a female preventing another female from getting her cooter serviced

I thought they were my best friends, but at the beach party they kept cootergating me!

Cootergating by El Drageon Jr. November 10, 2012

Bomag 

A paper cut received on the head of the penis while shitter sitting and concurrently reading pink pussy magazine.

He wanted to go to the lemon juice pool but his bomag kept him from going.

Bomag by El Drageon Jr. November 10, 2012