High off of life

Those rare moments when EVERYTHING is perfect and you can sit back and breath again.

It’s a high feeling, even though you’ve never done drugs and don’t know what that feels like, that lets you let go and enjoy life before it all goes to shit again.

1: Hey, dude, are you okay?

2: Yeah, I’m perfect!
1: ..?
2: I’m just high off of life!

by Eh.. whatever.. February 10, 2019

Air Pods

That shit that Apple made for the rich fuckers..?

Steve: Hey, what’s up Jerry?
Jerry:...
Steve: -clears throat- What’s up Jerry!
Jerry: -sees Steve talking- What? Sorry, I can’t hear you over all my money.

Why? Why would Jerry be such a dick with his Air pods?

by Eh.. whatever.. February 15, 2019

Fuck it

Fuck it is a term used to say “well, shit can’t get any worse. Let’s just go for it.”

“Fuck it! I’m probably gonna die anyways!”

by Eh.. whatever.. February 10, 2019

Wait- Fuck.. no

A very rare term in the “fuck is an every word” community. It comes from IfSoFactSo. Specifically the Voltron ones.

Keith: I’m just going to do this.
Shiro: Wait- Fuck.. no.. That’s not how that works!

by Eh.. whatever.. February 11, 2019

America

So- you know that place that they thought was India, but wasn’t.

Yeah. That’s what that was.

A common shortened version of this is Merica.This is typically found with the football(American) fans.

A: Hey, where was it you’re from?
B: America.
A: OH GOD!

by Eh.. whatever.. February 10, 2019