EddieBrock5's definitions

Fap trap

When you make a big donation on a sex livestream and then you get a rap song as your special surprise and the woman squirts her biggest piss fuck when the man giving away the song makes his fucking gambling joke.

Holy fuck I love my fap trap.

by EddieBrock5 October 6, 2023

Door closer

It’s a fleshlight and a pen not a vape and no flesh light.

My girl is really a door closer on her ex.

by EddieBrock5 March 31, 2024

Stop tag

When your slam crash so much you start age of extinction.

Stop tag my Pentax.

by EddieBrock5 September 25, 2023

Decepticon

THEY ALL FUCKING DEAD ITS FUCKING EDDIE BROCK MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Decepticon literally a dog ass nigga PUBG.

by EddieBrock5 September 8, 2023

Kodak

A can of legal cocaine.

Charge that Kodak.

by EddieBrock5 October 6, 2023

MIO'N'LUBE

A way to a mans heart.

I just wanna MIO'N'LUBE my way through hell in my parents basement playing Fortnite and making capitalist communism real for the rest of my fucking life and one day on a taco Tuesday ill hit the rail of meth on the VLT.

by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023

Urban dictionary

Post COVID-19 Hollywood jokes.

Urban dictionary the card game is coming soon.

by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023