3 definitions by Ed Douchington, Esq.
by Ed Douchington, Esq. July 25, 2009
Dirt dogs are good looking, successful, ambitious bros that trick women to think they have a monogamous relationship. But in all actuality, they have relations with multiple women. This is deception, a dirt dog is only after sex. He lets multiple women feel like they are in a relationship, but in all actuality, a dirt dog has built a house of cards to many women that think they are in a relationship. While the woman thinks she is in a relationship, the dirt dog lays pipe in multiple women while under the guise of monogamy. Dirt dogs live on the edge. They prefer multiple women and love to always be on the brink of getting caught.
A true dirt dog loses track of their lies and it usually gets them caught, but in true dirt dog form, they manage to lie their way out of trouble.
A true dirt dog loses track of their lies and it usually gets them caught, but in true dirt dog form, they manage to lie their way out of trouble.
Bro 1: Look at Bill, he is such a dirt dog!
Bro 2: Holy Shit, he is always with a new girl!
Bro 1: That's an excellent strategy, sir!
Bro 2: Holy Shit, he is always with a new girl!
Bro 1: That's an excellent strategy, sir!
by Ed Douchington, Esq. August 20, 2017
A pork sandwich is when you have sex with a woman in the morning and then another woman in the afternoon and then end up with the first (original woman) again at night.
The woman you originally have sex with in the morning and later that night is the bun. The afternoon piggy is the meat. Hence the name, Pork Sandwich.
The woman you originally have sex with in the morning and later that night is the bun. The afternoon piggy is the meat. Hence the name, Pork Sandwich.
Bro 1: Hey man, what did you do yesterday?
Bro 2: I totally crushed a Pork Sandwich!
Bro 1: Whoa, what piggies did you crush?
Bro 2: My side girl was the bun and my gf was the meat.
Bro 1: I am impressed, you fucking dirtbag! Excellent strategy, sir!
Bro 2: I totally crushed a Pork Sandwich!
Bro 1: Whoa, what piggies did you crush?
Bro 2: My side girl was the bun and my gf was the meat.
Bro 1: I am impressed, you fucking dirtbag! Excellent strategy, sir!
by Ed Douchington, Esq. July 25, 2017