Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Box Cake

A deliciously and naturally sweet tasting, fluffy, puffy vagina.

Roger loves eating pussy. His latest girlfriend's snatch is so sweet, he refers to it as a slice of Box Cake.

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

Tingle Bean

Momma's fat, aching and engorged clitoris.

Connie grabbed her boyfriend by the neck and shoved his face straight down on her tingle bean and said "Now eat!"

by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016

Lapsing

Short for when you have had your ass fucked so hard or you’ve pounded someone’s ass so relentlessly that the anus is prolapsing.

I can’t do anything today after last night. I’m lapsing.

I need to get to the doctor. I’m lapsing.

I left her laying on the bed lapsing.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

Clappin’ It

Hitting it so good and so hard from behind all ya hear is the smack, smack, smack and the clap, clap, clap till ya bust one out.

He had the rhythm going last night and was all up in there clappin’ it.

My neighbors were banging on the wall cause they could hear me clappin’ it.

He ass cheeks were all red from me clappin’ it.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Granbobber

An elderly person that loves to suck cock.

The nursing home is full of granbobbers.

I got the best toothless head from a granbobber.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

Leather Bagging

When your ballsack is contracted and shriveled and the skin is tight like a little piece of leather.

This cold weather has me leather bagging.

I just got out of the pool. Look I’m leather bagging.

Rachel loves to lick my sack when I’m leather bagging.

by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017

Brown Bouys

When a shit a mess of floating turds.

I just dropped a shit load of brown bouys in there and didn’t flush.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018