Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Bean Poppin’ 

Female masturbation. May also refer to two females that mutually fap each other to organic bliss or grind their beans in a hot, wet scissor.

Rachel and Ashley were bean poppin’ last night.

I could hear Rachel bean poppin’ in the bathtub.

Bean Poppin’ by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Mexican Hand Glider 

When your girl lubes up your cock, wraps it in a soft, flour tortilla and commences to give you a vigorous hand job.

Rachel gave me several Mexican Hand Gliders last night. We went through a whole jar of KY and a pack of tortillas last night.

Mexican Hand Glider by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Porkopotamus 

A large, slutty female that’s alway DTF.

Rachel is a Porkopotamus.

I love that redneck bar. You are guaranteed to find a Porkopotamus on any given night.

Porkopotamus by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Steamfresh

To drop a Hot, fresh, foul smelling dump, leaving it in the stool, cranking up the shower to full on hot, closing the door and leaving it for the next unfortunate person.

I hear the shower running. Better not be cooking a steamfresh yo.

I walked in on my roommate’s steamfresh. I can still smell it.

Steamfresh by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2018

Choking Bone 

Male masturbation. Wanking. Jacking off.

My roommate is always choking bone.

Hand me that towel. I need a wank hank cause I’ll be choking bone.

My uncle caught me choking bone so I let him watch.

Choking Bone by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018

Bung Holer 

An individual into all forms of anal sexual play and gratification. Typically refers to a male due to the masculine connotation.

What’s up bung holer?

Roger is a bung holer. Male or female he’s always deep in the stink.

Bung Holer by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018

Deep In The Stink 

Anal sex. A deep penetrating anal pounding.

I was late for work today. I was deep in the stink and wasn’t stopping.

She called me at lunch and said she was ready for some deep in the stink tonight.

I gave it to Rachel last night deep in the stink.

Deep In The Stink by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018