Chicken at the Y

The vagina.

Leo's girlfriend was wearing a mini skirt with no panties. Throught the day, Leo would simply life the shirt and eat some Chicken at the Y whenever he wanted.

by Eaton Holgoode July 04, 2009

Pickled Onions

Sweaty old ball sack. Typically of the unkept and unshowered variety.

Sheila gave that homeless bum a blow job for a beer and her chin smelled of pickled onions the rest of the day.

by Eaton Holgoode February 06, 2017

Woke Up Hungry

Waking up in the wee morning hours aching for sex.

Dude you are late for work again.

I know braaaahhh. My girl woke up hungry. Had to hit it.

Excused!

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

Cockem’

A small penis with a large, bulbous bellend.

I was a little disappointed to discover he had a cockem’.

by Eaton Holgoode February 08, 2018

Bulb Job

While giving you sloppy wet head, your girl grasps your scrotum and twists it around repeatedly likes she holding and installing a light bulb. Once the scrotum is to the point of tightness and inability to twist the balls any further, she releases the sack and it spins back to its normal saggy, dangly position. Repeat as desired.

My balls are so sore today. Rachel gave me the best bulb Job last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Willie Wanka

A reference to a male that is known to be a chronic masturbator or wanker.

Watch out for Carl. He's a real Willie Wanka.

by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2016

Wet Puddin'

To have sex with a morbidly obese female with an extremely wet vaginal region.

You did her last night braaaahhh???

Yea broohhhhh. Dat sheeeet was some wet puddin'

by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016