Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Lunch Dip

Sex over one’s lunch break. Enough time to dip the stick and bust a nut before returning to work. Usually performed in one’s vehicle.

Me and Becky are going for some lunch dip today.

I had the best lunch dip yesterday.

All I had today was lunch dip. I’m
starving.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

Bent Chow

Eating ass. Get ya face all up in dat ass. Lappin dat booty juice like a dog eatin peanut butter.

Get them panties off. Time for some bent chow.

She was nekky on all fours so had some bent chow.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Crack the Saucer

Anal sex.

I hooked up with Rachel last night and I cracked the saucer.

My girl likes me to crack the saucer.

My cell mate bent over so I had no choice but to crack the saucer.

by Eaton Holgoode October 8, 2018

Fitfuck

A male fucking douchebag the wears a Fitbit as a fashion statement with the belief that women are impressed.

The mall is full of fitfucks today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2016

Cheese Itch

When you scratch an itch located in a body crack, crevice or orifice and your fingers acquire a cheesy, odiferous smell.

I had a cheese itch. I need to wash my fingers.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Fresh Clam

The pussy when it is nice and smooth, fresh and clean right out of the shower. Ready to be shucked out of them panties and eaten.

Rachel has the sweetest fresh clam. My face was deep.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Geri-Jerk

When a male, typically in his 20's or 30's, receives a hand job from an elderly, geriatric male or geriatric female.

Frank went to Walmart and with a little sweet talk, picked up an old lady in the pharmacy department. She accompanied him to his car in the parking lot where she graciously gave Frank a Geri-Jerk before resuming her shopping for adult diapers and fiber pills.

by Eaton Holgoode September 15, 2015