Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Rose Briars
Knotted up ass hairs around the rosebud aka the bunghole. Found among the very hairy and/or the unclean.
That flithy prostitute had the worst rose briars.
I need to pluck my rose briars. They are getting full.
Rachel is smoking hot. But you would never know her wooly ass is full of rose briars.
I need to pluck my rose briars. They are getting full.
Rachel is smoking hot. But you would never know her wooly ass is full of rose briars.
Rose Briars by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2018
Bake a Hot Loaf
Bake a Hot Loaf by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2018
Ballsweatic Vinegar
Ripe, tangy, vinegary ball sweat. Brought on by heat and exercise. Prolifically located in the creases around the sack and taint.
Ballsweatic Vinegar by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
Magic Tokens
That’s it. Squeeze my magic tokens. You are in for a load.
I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.
I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.
Magic Tokens by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
Ham Water
Excessive fat in the feces. Causes a very oily turd and often foul smelling (not as if shit smells like a bouquet of roses in the first place). See also Steatorrhea for the clinical.
Ham Water by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
The Shitz Carlton
Euphemism for a plush, posh or high end restroom. A fancy shitter. Such that you find at an upscale hotel, restaurant or office building. Not your local gas station crapper or rest stop facility.
Pull over. I gotta shit. Ok. Next rest stop is 2 Miles. Rest stop? Are you kidding me, I only pinch my loaves in a Shitz Carlton. Find a hotel and stop there.
I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.
I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.
The Shitz Carlton by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
Hot Summer Salad
Eating out the asshole (tossing salad) of a sweaty homeless man or woman on a hot, sultry summer day.
I’ll be having a hot summer salad today.
I have to run wipe my face off after that hot summer salad. Was a little extra wet and tangy.
That homeless woman had the best tasting hit summer salad and it only cost me $5 to get it.
I have to run wipe my face off after that hot summer salad. Was a little extra wet and tangy.
That homeless woman had the best tasting hit summer salad and it only cost me $5 to get it.
Hot Summer Salad by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018