Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Shatzkrieg
A bowel movement that comes on so fast, so strong, with lightning precision that it forces an immediate surrender and release.
I ate two dozen wings and by half time, it was shatzkrieg. That toilet was wrecked. Couldn’t get there quick enough to get relief.
Shatzkrieg by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2018
The Colonel’s Gravy
I took the colonel’s gravy yesterday. It was thick and creamy.
This bar is full of old guys. Looks like the colonel’s gravy is on tap tonight.
This bar is full of old guys. Looks like the colonel’s gravy is on tap tonight.
The Colonel’s Gravy by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018
Mustard Sock
Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.
I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
Mustard Sock by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018
Mustard Sock
Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.
I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
Mustard Sock by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018
Red Jimmy
My red jimmy was poking through my boxers in the locker room.
My uncle showed me his red jimmy last night.
Rachel is such a hot tease. She will give you a red jimmy at the bat of an eye.
My uncle showed me his red jimmy last night.
Rachel is such a hot tease. She will give you a red jimmy at the bat of an eye.
Red Jimmy by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018