Slobber Jobbed

To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.

Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Hulk Handy

To receive a vigorous hand job from a male or female with extremely large, fat, hulk like, hands. In the case of a hulk handy, the hand doing the stroking is so large and so fat even the most endowed cock may appear small.

Roger joined weight watcher s not to loose weight, but to troll for large, fat handed women to give him an occasional hulk handy.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Dribblins

Busting a fat nut in your girl, in your orifice of choice, leaving her randomly leaking your love sauce the rest of the day.

Terri was squirming in her office chair all morning because her wake up booty call left her with the dribblins.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017

Drop a Rock

To take a shit. Generally, the hard, crusty variety.

I need more fiber. I just left the shitter where I dropped a rock.

I’ll be back. Gotta run drop a rock.

My arse is sore AF! I dropped a rock.

by Eaton Holgoode November 03, 2018

Mole Farmer

A male individual that enjoys unprotected anal sex with a dirty partner and does not mind when their hook up ends up mole farming him.

Carl never complains about a dirty sex partner. He's nasty and is a real mole farmer.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016

Doin’ the Daily

Taking a dump. Your daily release of the bowels.

What’s he doing in there? Oh he’s doin’ the daily.

I was late for my meeting today cause I was doin’ the daily.

by Eaton Holgoode May 07, 2018

Bust n’ Crust

When you pass out after wanking yourself to a glorious, hot, nut all over your stomach and you wake up hours later with your skin and hair stuck together like crusty Elemer’s glue.

I did a bust n’ crust last night. My hairs were stuck together like glue.

by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018