Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Lobster Roll

A fat, girthy, engorged penis that is consticted by a cock ring, band or other device turning the knob a deep, dark shade of red.

Roger turned on the porn and grabbed his lube for a quick wank after he had donned his cock ring and stiffened up a lobster roll.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

Pork Fingers

An individual with extremely fat, round fingers. Like little pork loins. Typically disproportional in size to the hand itself.

I know Roger has freakish hands with those pork fingers. But I let him finger my bum last night and I must say that felt great and the girth did leave me with a gape.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Mustard Gut

Bad case of the shits.

Quick pull the car over at the next gas station. I got the mustard gut and about to shart my pants.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2016

Vienna Fingers

Vienna Fingers is the sexual act of female receiving a fingerbang from a male or female partner. The hallmark of Vienna Fingers is that the fingerbanging is performed by someone of Austrian descent.

Susie finally hooked up with the new exchange student at her school from Vienna, Austria. After a few dates, she finally let him give her the Vienna Fingers.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014

Beef Packing

When a female engages in a hot anal gangbang enduring repeated rounds of anal sex with multiple males. Usually in groups of five or more.

Carl brought a few of his drinking buddies home and they did a little beef packing on his old lady.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2015

Nuzz Fuzz

Hair on the nutz and ballz.

She didn’t like my ball sack so she shaved off all my nuzz fuzz.

She said my nuzz fuzz kept getting caught in her throat.

My nuzz fuzz is now shorn. My sack is smooth as dolphin skin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

Busting a Greaser

To drop a turd that requires signifciant, initial force due to a portion of the turd activing as a plug or cork similar to a Squirt Cork. After initial release due to partial Constipation the remainder of the Bowel Movement is followed by a quick, rapid release of semi-moist feces.

Harold rushed to the rest room only to discover he was slighly constipated but after a few minutes of pushing and straining, he finally ended up Busting a Greaser.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014