Pick n’ Pop

When your partner lovigingly and willingly enjoys picking at and popping the pus filled acne pustules on your back.

Babe I think it’s time for a little pick n’ pop tonight. May back is all broke out. Sure thing. Get your shirt off and I’ll get a Kleenex.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

Cheese Skin

When your ballsack has a ripe, cheesy, sweaty aroma. Transfers easily to the fingers when giving the balls a good scratch or adjustment.

Dude go take a shower. I smell your cheese skin.

My fingers stink from my cheese skin.

My girl loves the taste of my DL cheese skin so don’t showe for a at least a week to get em good and ripe.

by Eaton Holgoode December 04, 2017

Peneprobe

Any device or apparatus used to penetrate a bodily orifice for purposes of probing in a sexually gratifying manner.

I was bent over in the kitchen and the next thing I know my husband gave me a rectal peneprobe with a soup spoon.

I discovered a whole new world when I have myself a peneprobe with my electric toothbrush.

by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2018

Shredded Pork

An engorged and puffy pork ring post a climactic round of unlubricated anal sex.

Girl I can hardly walk to my desk this morning. Luther bent my soapy ass over in the shower and left me with a towel and shredded pork.

by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016

Rhonda Round Mouth

Rhonda Round Mouth does not refer to any specific individual. Rather, Rhonda Round Mouth is a slang term which may be used, at will, to reference any female that is known to be a frequent provider of fellatio. The term Rhonda Round Mouth implies that the individual provides so much oral sex that their mouth is literally in a constant state of being open and round because of the constant inhalation of cock.

Bill: Hey dude have you heard about Sonja in the accounting office?
Roger: Yea, you mean Rhonda Round Mouth.
Bill: That's the one!

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014

Meat Pacifier

The old cock and balls. Sure to pacify and satisfy that hungry mouth and quiet one down to sounds of soft suckling and quiet coos of satisfaction.

The girl was a little too talkative last night so I gave her the meat pacifier. She was quite content thereafter till I nutted up her chin real good.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017

Let’s Pull the Plug

Convincing your menstruating girlfriend to pull that rag out and give up the pussy

C’mon baby. You know I love you. Let’s pull the plug. I can’t beat off again.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2017