Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Spewtum

The amalgam of semen, otherwise known as spew, and retcum juice, otherwise known as booty juice, created from highly pleasurable and orgasmic anal sex.

Roger drilled his girlfriend's ass and post orgasm, enjoyed watching the outward flow of spewtum.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015

Butter-Baller

A male that shaves his scrotum smooth. Keeps that chicken skin soft and hairless.

Carla loves to tea bag Roger cause he's a butter-baller.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Bobber Slobber

The accumulation of a copious amount of salvia around the base of the penis shaft, sometimes even dousing and soaking the ball sack, from a person that salivates heavily while giving head. May also be a result of intense deep throating action as well.

Steve couldn't believe how much bobber slobber Rhonda left on his man sack. His balls were drenched.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

Gravy Blaster

Gravy Blaster is most commonly used to refer to one's asshole, anus, rectum, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye, juicy brown, turd cutter, poop chute, mud room, cable dropper.

Howard suffered the most horrific cast of the squirts that he had ever encountered after eating what turned out to be tainted fish. After three hours back and forth on the toilet, his Gravy Blaster was sore to the touch and he had to apply some Tucks Medicated Pads.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014

Stretched Ham

A gaping anus. Achieved through fisting or sexual penetration with a girthy cock or sex toy. See gaping.

Rachel had some stretched ham when I left last night.

Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Pork Rub

Male masturbation.

Jethro parked his truck behind the pole barn and did a little pork rub before washing up for supper.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2016

Shrimp Peel

That shiny, crusty amalgam of sexual fluids that encrust the penis the morning after a night of hot, wet sex.

I woke this morning with a good worst shrimp peel. I headed straight to the shower.

Between her wet pussy and me slinging some heavy ropes last night, I woke to a thick shrimp peel.

I didn’t need to shower off my shrimp peel this morning. She gave me a morning hummer and that slob job took care of it.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018