I rode the fifth bedpost last night. I’m sore.
I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.
He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.
I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.
He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.
by Eaton Holgoode December 20, 2017
An engorged and rigid cock.
Sonja is a real knob slobber. She none the happier than when she is bobbing up and down on some dude's Flesh Pop.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
An individual with such bad breath that it's akin to decomposing flesh. If you didn't know better, you would swear that they had an internal organ rotting away and the smell is expelling via the mouth.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017
To perform a traditional Cleveland Steamer on a female with very small or almost non-existent breasts. Mudflats only apply to women with A cup sized breasts or smaller. Upon completion of the traditional steamer action of rolling back and forth, the breast area is left covered in a flat, dirty, wet and muddy state resembling an area of Mudflats found in coastal wetlands.
Harvey's flat chested girlfriend Amanda loves scat play. Harvey obliges her fetish needs by giving her Mudflats every weekend.
by Eaton Holgoode February 17, 2014
I have an ass knot. Need a laxative now.
The only thing that busted up my ass knot was that enema. Wet and wild.
The only thing that busted up my ass knot was that enema. Wet and wild.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
A derogatory reference to a slickered up male scrotum used to a impugn that someone is a complete asshole and/or douche bag.
May also be exactly that, a lathered and slickered up male scrotum.
May also be exactly that, a lathered and slickered up male scrotum.
Dude stop hitting on my girl. You are such a lathered sack sometimes.
She couldn’t keep her cat like tongue off my lathered sack.
She couldn’t keep her cat like tongue off my lathered sack.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018
A game of two or more males that masturbate at the same time seeing who can wank the ween the hardest, the longest and nut the most copious rope.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019