Eaton Holgoode's definitions
A morbidly obese male that smells like ripe cheese that has an obnoxious and unhealthy obsession with lactating female breasts. Suckling Pigs generally troll Craigslist and other social media sites and post ads and comments in their zest for lactating females.
Did you see that ad on Craigslist the other day looking for a lactating female willing to share her milk?
Yes! I responded. It's that same Suckling Pig that posted before. I fed him once, but he was a creeper.
Yes! I responded. It's that same Suckling Pig that posted before. I fed him once, but he was a creeper.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
Get the Suckling Pigmug. An emasculating reference to a male's womanly appearance, submissive sex life and performance thereof, and overall feminine qualities and traits.
Carla clearly wears the pants in the family because she does nothing but point out her husband's estrogenic qualities.
by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016
Get the Estrogenic Qualitiesmug. Mungy wafts of air generated during doggy style sex with a partner with an unclean anal region. Each thrust wafts the smell of sweaty, dirty, unwiped ass directly into your nostrils.
See pump and gag.
See pump and gag.
That was one dirty hoe I shagged last night braaaaahhhh. All I could do was bang that twat and hold my nose. Worst mung wafts ever.
by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017
Get the Mung Waftmug. A girl you would gladly bang provided you had a brown bag to cover up her face. Also known as a butter face.
This bar is full of brown bag specials tonight. Sheeeeshhhh!
I had to use a pillow case for the brown bag special I took home last night. He body was smokin’ but her pocked face looked like it got blasted with buckshot.
I had to use a pillow case for the brown bag special I took home last night. He body was smokin’ but her pocked face looked like it got blasted with buckshot.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Brown Bag Specialmug. When a male continues to wank himself after ejaculating that the vim and vigor of his strokes churns up a frothy, creamy, phlegm like remnant of his nut juice.
Not only does Brian beat off several times a day, but he always keeps on tugging to Churn the Cream.
by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
Get the Churn the Creammug. When your partner only sucks the head of your cock aka jeb end and does not touch or incorporate any portion of the penile shaft.
I paid that whore $5 dollars for a blow and just got a jeb job.
My girl masturbates while giving me a jeb job.
Your mom’s lips are so soft braaaaaahhh. She gives the best jeb job.
My girl masturbates while giving me a jeb job.
Your mom’s lips are so soft braaaaaahhh. She gives the best jeb job.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017
Get the Jeb Jobmug. I drug my dangly Pintos across her forehead.
She was chokin on my dangly Pintos.
I need to wash my dangly pintos after that workout.
She was chokin on my dangly Pintos.
I need to wash my dangly pintos after that workout.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Dangly Pintosmug.