She pulled her panties to the side exposing her pink beef. Dinner served!
She was so horny her pink beef was moist and glistening.
She was so horny her pink beef was moist and glistening.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018
The pug faced look your girl has after she comes up for air after eating your ass and well....things aren’t as tidy and clean down there as she might have hoped before embarking upon her venture.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
Reference to the female vagina. A depository for a dude’s blast of nut custard.
Alternatively, reference to a condom or sheath used during sex to prevent nut custard from entering the vagina during a vigorous pounding of the cervix.
Alternatively, reference to a condom or sheath used during sex to prevent nut custard from entering the vagina during a vigorous pounding of the cervix.
Rachel has a stank ass custard sleeve. But I dropped my load in it anyway.
I banged that toothless homeless lady in the alley. She was dirty but I wore a custard sleeve so it was all good.
I banged that toothless homeless lady in the alley. She was dirty but I wore a custard sleeve so it was all good.
by Eaton Holgoode February 07, 2018
Peg Board is a slang term that is used to describe a female that is a slut or whore that is banging any one that she can. Like real Pegboard, the term Pegboard references the fact that as a slut, she has a regular pattern of holes and those holes are often used to stick tools. A good little Pegboard is always putting tools in her many holes just like a handyman sticks his tools on a Pegboard.
Carl: I can't believe that my wife has been banging Frank on the side?
Gary: Gee Bro. I got some news for you. She's been banging David, Roger, Jeff and Paul too. And those are just a few to name.
Carl: That's great. She's a fuc**** Pegboard!
Gary: Sorry Bro. I thought you knew.
Gary: Gee Bro. I got some news for you. She's been banging David, Roger, Jeff and Paul too. And those are just a few to name.
Carl: That's great. She's a fuc**** Pegboard!
Gary: Sorry Bro. I thought you knew.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
Busting an early morning nut. Laying your jizz ropes all over yourself, the bed or your partner through sex or masturbation.
by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018
Despite rubbing his cock raw from hours of watching porn and fapping, Roger ended up a dry baller.
While Rachel was begging Carl for his hot man load, he turned out a dry baller.
While Rachel was begging Carl for his hot man load, he turned out a dry baller.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Who’s farting in here? The room smells like hot ass. Just me braaaaahhhh. I’m warming a cobbler. Should be ready from the oven shortly.
by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018