Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Gapped Up

Drilling her ass good and leaving her gapping and twitching. A sight to behold.

Go take a peek at Rachel. She's still on the bed all gapped up.

Impressive braaaahhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Asian Green Tea

When you pay an extra $25 dollars at the Asian Massage for her to piss on your chest while on the shower table and you find out, after the fact, she’s fresh with chlamydia.

I’m done with the parlor life braaaahhhh. One too many Asian green teas.

by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2019

Alley Banging

Seeking and engaging in sexual activities with homeless men and or women.

I’ve got a rotten case of cheesedick after doing too much alley banging.

by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2018

Breakfast Roll

Female initiated morning sex. The Breakfast Roll is performed when your babe wakes up all wet, hot and horny. Whilst you are still sleeping, she latches ahold of your morning wood, climbs on top and starts riding old morning glory until she climaxes. Breakfast Rolls usually end up with a male climax by finishing you off with a handy or fellatio.

Stan: Carl you are late for work again. This cannot continue. I have a business to run. Why are you constantly late every morning the past two weeks?
Carl: I am sorry Stan. I am out of routine. My old lady keeps doing the Breakfast Roll every morning. Bitch is horned up something fierce. I will stop her next time.
Stan: Hell no Carl. Let the bitch ride it. I will just change your start time!

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015

Cold Poppin’

Gingerly insetting a frozen popsicle into your partner’s rectum and letting it melt before removing the stick.

Generally, performed to add a heightened, cold experience and/or sweet flavor to the ass before eating that booty.

I was cold poppin’ Rachel last night with a Bomb Pop. Man dat booty was sweet eats and had me singing the Stars and Stripes.

by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018

Greek Ring

The ring of fecal and lubricant remnants found at the base of the penis after anal sex.

Although Rachel prefers not to do ass to mouth (ATM) after anal, she was so horny the other night that after I pulled out her ass, she deep throated the shaft all the way to the Greek ring.

by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018

Bare Handed Surgery

Vigorous, clit frigging, leg shaking, female masturbation.

I walked in on my sister doing some bare handed surgery today. It was hot.

I can’t wait to get home tonight. I’m so horny and ready for some bare handed surgery.

My roommate was up for hours performing some loud bare handed surgery. I couldn’t sleep.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2019