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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Cream of Mushroom 

A thick, heavy load of cum aka jizz, semen, spoo, baby batter, load, spooge, spunk, splooge, man gravy, skeet, ejaculate, goo.
Tonya loved sucking cocks with big mushroom caps. She was never hesitant to take her cock sucking to completion and gobble down a hot, steamy serving of Cream of Mushroom.

Panty Squirrel 

A male or female that obsessively and compulsively absconds away with one or more pairs of their female lover's panties. The Panty Squirrel collects panties from their various lovers and sexual activities as mementoes. Panty Squirrels are most often single, promiscuous men involved in frequent one night stands.
Over the course of several years of promiscuous, single life, Roger had managed to collect a vibrant stash of female underwear from his sexual escapades. Roger had become and obsessed Panty Squirrel.

Itchy Saucer 

An unclean, sweaty bunghole that itches continuously.
Carl didn't wipe his ass good after he sharted and the remnants left him with an itchy saucer.
Itchy Saucer by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

Musty Basement 

A mungy, sweaty, dirty ass and bunghole.
Baby go wash dat ass. You gots a musty basement. Stank ass bitch.

Like a Frenchman's Armpit 

Generally used to describe someone that is emitting a strong, foul body odor. However, may apply to describe anything with a putrid, rancid smell.
Roger's refusal to bath on a regular basis had become unbearable. He was finally confronted by his boss who told him there were too many complaints about him smelling Like a Frenchman's Armpit.

Ass Chamois 

The portion or section of one's regular bath towel that used to wipe and dry (post bathing) one's ass hole and ass crack areas. The Ass Chamois is avoided for use to dry such areas as the face, hair, hands, etc.
Peter: What's wrong Carl? You look like you just smelled a rotting corpse?
Carl: I'm not sure. I was just in the bathroom and brushed my teeth. I think I used Frank's Ass Chamois to wipe my lips and face. I smell dirty ass on my upper lip now.
Peter: Yep. You just wiped you face in his ass if you used that towel hanging by the sink.
Ass Chamois by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

Dirty Ass 

An untidy, dirty and smelly neither region known as the ass and bunghole or crotch.
After a long day of working on the construction site, Roger came home and showered and washed his Dirty Ass.
Dirty Ass by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015