Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Nipkin

The cloth, napkin, tissue, towel or rag used by a lactating female to dab and wipe up the last drip or droplet of breast milk from the nipples.

Sara was lactating from her recent pregnancy and always used a Nipkin to clean the last drop off breast milk from her swollen and engorged nipples.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2015

Tasting Babies

Swallowing a thick, creamy load of semen.

Sonja is a cum whore. She loves tasting babies.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

Grandpa's Clackers

The saggy, wrinkly testicles of an old man. They are the complete opposed of jerky sack.

Suzie loves older men. She especially enjoys the sex and playing with Grandpa's Clackers when they fall out of her lover's bermuda shorts.

by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009

The Three Bag Slap

When three dudes are banging one chick at the same time and their ball sacks are smacking against her chin, her ass and the vagina/taint all in rhythmic harmony. Smack, smack, smack.

What’s that smacking sound coming from your roommate’s room? Oh he and his two Bros are doing the three bag slap on the chick next door. Sweet!

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017

Farm Fresh Breakfast

Early morning sex. Wake up booty call. Nudged at the crack of dawn for a little rise n shine. A little morning glory.

Rachel woke me up grinding her pussy against my leg. She wanted a little farm fresh breakfast.

Sorry I’m late. I had a farm fresh breakfast this morning.

I had to make my own oatmeal this morning cause my mum was getting a farm fresh breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2018

Bag Wool

Scrotum hair.

Brooohhh you need shave your sack. You could braid that bag wool.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017

Plow Hand

Deep anal fisting and gaping. Typically to the mid-forearm.

I plow handed Rachel last night. You should have seen her gaping. ass.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017