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Tonguer

An individual that lovingly performs the fine art of fellatio with lots of hot tongue action including flicking and licking from balls to the head. A tonguer is a coveted sexual partner.
Rachel is a tonguer braaaaaahgg. She worships my cock with that mouth and tongue.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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Studded Movement

When your bowel movement is “studded” with noticeable food remnants from past meals. Corn, nuts and leafy greens are often the primary studs one will find in a freshly pinched loaf.
You should have seen the corn in the studded movement I just had. It had to be a full roasting ear’s worth.

I just had a nutty studded movement. I need to pay off the almonds. It was rather painful.

Well that salad didn’t stay in me very long. I just blew out lunch in one leafy studded movement.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
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Ball Whopping

That “whopping”, smacking sound made by a dude’s balls and ballsack as it smacks repeatedly against a girl’s taint or butt cheeks during some vigorous sex. Position, intensity and type of penetration (vaginal or anal) vary the level of whop.

Whopping may also occur during a serious session of skull fucking oral with the smacking of the sack against the chin or throat.
My nuts are sore from ball whopping Rachel last night.

I think my mom could here the ball whopping coming from my room. I muzzled my girl’s moans by stuffing her panties in her mouth but I could do nothing about the beating of my mansack against her ass.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
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Twat Rotten

Something foul and rotten smelling that's akin to a ripe, stanky Whore's pussy.
What's with the smell in this locker room? It's fuckin Twat Rotten in here. Smells like an infected tunapuss back here.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2015
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Jeb Jab

Intentionally poking somone with the tip aka Jeb End of your penis.

May be done hard or flaccid. Clothed or exposed.
Dan’s milfy mom was bent over so I walked by and gave her a little jeb jab.

After that nasty hoe gobbled my goo I jeb jabbed her chin a few times.

I’m really dreading thanksgiving this year. I know my uncle is going to jeb jab me.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017
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Breast Smuggler

A female that carries money, drugs, jewelry, valuables or other sundries in her bra for safekeeping or concealment.
Rachel was ragging with Aunt Flo but didn’t want to carry a purse so she was breast smuggling a couple tampons.

My mom is a breast smuggler. She’s always got some gum in there. Want a piece?
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
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P & P

Reference to both Penis & Pussy. A favorite of bisexuals and those that like the best of both worlds.
Going out for a little P & P tonight.

Rachel loves P & P. So Hot.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018
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