Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Hofession

When a slut finally confesses to being an absolute whore and embraces her cock loving lifestyle.

It was long overdue but Rachel finally have a hofession last night and is now embracing her inner slut.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Wet Slug

A wet, ejaculate covered flaccid penis, post sexual intercourse.

Roger's girlfriend continued to pull on his wet slug but he was spent and couldn't get it hard again.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Lemon Skeet

When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.

Roger did a lemon skeet last night.

I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Musty Basement

A mungy, sweaty, dirty ass and bunghole.

Baby go wash dat ass. You gots a musty basement. Stank ass bitch.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

Winter Onions

Winter Onions are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.

My winter onions are like a tanned piece of leather. It’s cold. I’ve never felt them so taut.

by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018

Case of Beef

Any situation, such as at a house party, event, nightclub or bar, where the ratio of males to females is excessively high rendering absolutely horrendous odds of ever scoring a piece of ass (with a female anyway). Also known as a sausage party or sausage fest.

Hey broohhhh. We are headed over to Frank's house party. Heard it was rocking.

Ya heard wrong braaaahhh. Just left. It's a case of beef over there.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

Lid to the Fart Box

The anus. The sphincter. The balloon knot. The butthole.

Damn it stinks in here like ass. Who in here is rotten and opened the lid to the fart box?

My lid to the fart box is a little tender today. Did anal last night for the first time.

I think I need a rewipe. The lid to the fart box is a tad itchy right now.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018