Sonja enjoyed foreplay with her boyfriend Kevin. She often performed fellatio followed by analingus. She especially enjoyed giving Kevin a tossed salad this past weekend because Kevin had been doing yard work all afternoon in the hot sun and the sweat dripping down his ass crack all day had left him with a well Perfumed Rose.
by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2014
I was stoking Rachel’s truffle oven last night.
I had anal and now my truffle oven is sore.
My truffle oven is a little itchy. I need to run wipe again.
I had anal and now my truffle oven is sore.
My truffle oven is a little itchy. I need to run wipe again.
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
Buford: What's going on Braaa? Have you met that new chick in the apartment next door?
Ralph: Oh yea Braaa. I met her and then some.
Burford: What Braaa?
Ralph: She invited me in for a visit and before you new it, I was throwing back the shutters!
Burford: Sweeet! How was she?
Ralph: Them was some good eats Braaaa!
Ralph: Oh yea Braaa. I met her and then some.
Burford: What Braaa?
Ralph: She invited me in for a visit and before you new it, I was throwing back the shutters!
Burford: Sweeet! How was she?
Ralph: Them was some good eats Braaaa!
by Eaton Holgoode July 02, 2009
Dude, does your girl still give you head now that she has braces? Hell yea. Now I just drop my oyster in her stainless steel sink.
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2009
The act of defecting outside in a non-descript place such as an alley, a parking garage, behind a building or dumpster. While an everyday occurrence for the bums and homeless, an alley squat may be required by the refined and more sophisticated classes due to urgency and inability to make it to a proper facility.
Don’t take that back road as a shortcut. There are way to many alley squats back there. It’s stinks of hot, urine and shit.
After a long night of bar hopping, Carl had no choice but to alley squat on the way back to his car and drop a massive beer shit.
After a long night of bar hopping, Carl had no choice but to alley squat on the way back to his car and drop a massive beer shit.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019
An extremely rough and vigorous hand job performed by your partner that is akin to a jackhammer like hand action. The element that makes it spicy is receiving this highly pleasurable act while watching a Sean Spicer press conference which adds to the anger filled intensity and roughnes and absolute pounding of both the cock and balls with every full stroke.
My grapes are so swollen and sore today braaahhh. I can hardly walk.
What gives?
Carmen and I were watching the recent press conference and the handy she was giving me turned into a spicy jackhammer. I don't agree with the policies but man that was hell of a hand job.
What gives?
Carmen and I were watching the recent press conference and the handy she was giving me turned into a spicy jackhammer. I don't agree with the policies but man that was hell of a hand job.
by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017
She kept on wanking my bald dog after I blew nut.
I thought I was home alone but my mom walked in on me sporting a bald dog.
My uncle asked me if I had ever seen a bald dog.
I thought I was home alone but my mom walked in on me sporting a bald dog.
My uncle asked me if I had ever seen a bald dog.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018