Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Dilharmonic 

When a girl must play and listen to music while masturbating with a dildo or vibrator. Usually to muffle the sounds of her agonizing pleasure but may simply be for her love of music.

Can’t wait to get home today and enjoy a little dilharmonic.

What is up with your sister? Always playing that music in the wee hours of the morning. She is enjoying the dilharmonic.

Dilharmonic by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Bean Stew 

A hot, multi-female, all nude, sex party.

Come on over to the dorm. We are having bean stew tonight.

I love a good bean stew.

This club is full of hot lez. I’ll round up some for bean stew tonight.

Bean Stew by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Knobdale 

Dick smegma.

Knobdale forms under the foreskin and is an off white, cheesy, odiferous substance.

I had a lot of knobdale going on but she still sucked me like a champ.

Your knobdale is really ripe.

Knobdale by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Crung Hole 

A crusty bung hole. Dirty, crusty and sweaty. In desperate need for some sanitary cleaning.

Her crung hole reeks.

I smell crung hole. Someone needs to shower.

I thought sniffing her panties was a good idea until I inhaled crung hole.

I banged that homeless chick like a dog and all I kept getting was whiffs of her crung hole as I pumped.

Crung Hole by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Bald Jimmy 

A completely shaved, hairless penile region including a shorn scrotum. Males with a bald jimmy look like a pre-pubescent boy.

Despite appearing to have the genitals of a 10 year old, I love having a bald jimmy. I hate hacking on a hair.

Bald Jimmy by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Elmo Knots 

Excessive knotted up ass hairs of a ginger that has a very hairy anal region.

I’m so repulsed. That burly, hairy ginger plumber they sent out bent over and his plumer’s crack was spouting Elmo Knots.

I finally shagged that Hot ginger chick in accounting. But dude her ass was full of Elmo Knots.

Elmo Knots by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Proper Sausage 

Giving your girl a good, hard, deep dicking.

I served Rachel a generous serving of that proper sausage.

Baby I need some proper sausage.

Proper Sausage by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018