Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Dirt Pinch

When you pinch a shit that leaves a seemingly never ending amount of remnant requiring wipe after wipe after wipe after wipe to try and get that last clean swipe of the ass crack. Usually leaves your ass raw from the toilet paper. Even after you think you are done, you still feel like one more wipe is needed.

I just took a dirt pinch. I must have used a whole role. I still feel dirty.

My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.

I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.

Dirt Pinch by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

Red Eyed Cowgirl

When your old lady is riding you reverse cowgirl and just before you nut she hops off to suck you dry but slides her body and ass back towards your face a little too far and buries your nose deep in her winking red eye.

Rachel gave me the red eyed cowgirl last night. I still can’t wash that smell off my nose.

Red Eyed Cowgirl by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

Nuzz Fuzz 

Hair on the nutz and ballz.

She didn’t like my ball sack so she shaved off all my nuzz fuzz.

She said my nuzz fuzz kept getting caught in her throat.

My nuzz fuzz is now shorn. My sack is smooth as dolphin skin.

Nuzz Fuzz by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

Droppin’ Beef 

Taking a big old shit. A fat, ripe turd.

The mall shitter always stinks. Someone’s always funking up the place droppin’ beef.

The dude in the stall was clearly straining while he was droppin’ beef.

I sat down thinking I was droppin’ beef but all I dropped was a shit cork and it just poured out like lava.

Droppin’ Beef by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

Lab Cheese 

The smegma riddling the labial folds of a filthy whore or prostitute.

Rachel has bad lab cheese.

The whore I banged last night had the worst lab cheese.

Lab Cheese by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

Texas Butter Churn 

Getting vigorously and deeply fisted by a partner with an arm lubricated up to the elbow. The rapid action churns out a frothy amalgam with the consistency of fresh butter.

Did you hear about Jorge? He went out on his break to smoke a fatty and wound up getting a Texas Butter Churn from that bum that sleeps behind the dumpster.

Rachel took a Texas Butter Churn last night like a champ. Her oring looked like a spread of Country Crock Butter.

Texas Butter Churn by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Panty Breach

When you finally get a finger inside the panties and get a little diddle action. Usually occurs after a few weeks of dating and making out enough that she gets so horning and is ready for a little finger action.

Rachel was holding out but finally got her so hot that I was able to panty breach last night. Smell my finger braaaaahhhh!!!

Panty Breach by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018