Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Cock Worshiping Whore 

An individual that is an absolute cock slut. Will suck any cock, any time and any place. Becomes an absolute slave to the dick when presented with a cock. Worship includes copious amounts of slobber, hand and mouth action including rubbing with other body parts such as the feet. Other acts of worship may include lipping, smacking, throating and constant fondling.

Rachel is a cock worshiping whore. She sees the D and that's it. She'll work that cock till it blows all over her.

Cock Worshiping Whore by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Scat Chat 

Texting while taking a massive shit.

Caught up with a number of friends last night. Did about a half hour of scat chat.

Scat Chat by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Dick Wilt 

The state of having a soft, flaccid penis.

Dick wilt typically occurs post ejaculation and the penis wilts from stiff, rigid to semi and soft.

May also be caused by whiskey dick.

I drank too much. I got Dick Wilt and can't perform.

That bitch is so nasty she gives me Dick Wilt.

Dick Wilt by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Cowgirl Gliding 

When a horny, wet female climbs on top of the male in cowgirl position and glides his rigid penis back and forth between her engorged pussy lips, at a vigorous pace, until he busts his nut. Gliding does not involve vaginal penetration. And requires extreme vaginal wetness for the maximum glide.

Rachel did a little cowgirl gliding on me last night. She was going so fast I blew nut in like 2 minutes.

Cowgirl Gliding by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Vein Stamping 

Repeatedly smacking your girlfriend in the lips with your stiff, rigid, veiny penis.

Rachel sucked me off last night. After nutting her chin, I did a little vein stamping. Her lips are a little sore and chapped today.

Vein Stamping by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Prune Bag 

The male scrotum. The nut sack. The ball sack.

Rachel was sucking my prune bag last night.

I really get off wanking when I pull my prune bag.

Your mom fondled my prune bag last night braaaaahhhh.

Prune Bag by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Beat Hole

Reference to the vaginal or anal orifices of a dirty prostitute. Used and abused holes that are worn and loose and typically disease riddled.

I paid $5 to pound her beat hole for half hour. Now my cocks all itchy.

Beat Hole by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017