Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Grunt Plug 

Rendering your partner unable to shit after a solid evening of deep anal intercourse. A constipated state from compacted stool.

Hay braaaahhh. Ask your mom about her grunt plug. I hit that shit good last night.

Rachel loves anal but can’t stand the afterwards hours on the shitter trying to drop her grunt plug.

My hemorrhoids are thrombosed after that grunt plug. I need some ass salve.

Grunt Plug by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017

Duck Muck

The residue left around the bell end of the penis after anal sex. Generally, an amalgam of fecal remnants, cum and booty juice. Known for its ripe, pungent odor.

She went right down on it after anal braaaahhhh. Didn’t even wipe off the duck muck.

Hey braaaaaahhh. Tell your mom to wipe the duck muck off her lips before she comes see me later.

Roger has a lot of duck muck under his foreskin.

Duck Muck by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017

Bag Wool

Scrotum hair.

Brooohhh you need shave your sack. You could braid that bag wool.

Bag Wool by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017

Tonsil Stick

Long, fat cock. The skull fucking kind. Known to pound and bruise the tonsils.

Her throat is all banged up from my tonsil stick.

I couldn’t breath with his tonsil stick down my throat.

Tonsil Stick by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2017

Throat Mat 

The tongue. That soft fleshy muscle that opens the throat and is an intricate part of performing fellatio.

I laid a hot load on her throat mat and she gobbled it up.

Throat Mat by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2017

Guzzling Gammy 

A promiscuous old woman that loves to take in a hot load. Known for intense oral skills and ability to perform the coveted gum job.

It’s bingo night at the over 60s tonight. There’s a few guzzling gammies there I want to meet.

Dude your grandma is a guzzling gammy. I can still feel her silky smooth gums from the nut I fed her last night.

Guzzling Gammy by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2017

Gammied 

To receive a sloppy, wet blow job from an old woman. Preferably one that can pop out the dentures for a hot gummy.

Braaaaahhh. I got gammied at your grandma’s house last night. She baked me some cookies then gummed the hell out of my thin jimmy.

Gammied by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2017