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Acronym for "sorry about your dick bro".

Generally something you would post when a facebook user shares a pictures of their Lifted or pimped out truck, sports car, or motorcycle to insinuate that they have such a possession to compensate for their tiny penis.
That's a huge truck!
saydb
saydb by eatdirtfartdust October 21, 2015

Derp Eyes 

Slightly crossed or blank looking eyes. Similar to those of a mentally retarded individual
That bitch that The Patriot Game got da hots for? Dat bitch got dem derp eyes!
Derp Eyes by eatdirtfartdust December 21, 2012

Finding Larry 

Generally means to have deviant backwoods sex. In rare circumstances it can also mean to go "off-roading"... but usually, it's the sex.
We went "finding Larry" last night on a backroad.

Shedon't Money 

As in "Money she don't know about"
Money saved or earned which your signifigant other or financial partner is not aware you posess.

Money meant for frivolous things such as gambling, drinking, prostitutes etc...
I got Saturday free and a pocket full of shedon't money.
Shedon't Money by eatdirtfartdust August 28, 2010
The acronym TPF stands for "Targets Perpetually Frightened"
The term is used to describe opponents that are hiding from you. They may claim to just be regrouping, and will be out of hiding soon, but they are only saying that to save face. "TPF moder's" just can't hang.
I would like some action, but all the opponents are in TPF mode.
TPF mode by eatdirtfartdust June 6, 2009

SteamPoweredHitler 

A deviant sexual act, usually performed between to homosexual males. The first subject anally penetrates the second subject, then uses his penis to draw a "Hitler-style" mustache on the face of the second subject with the second subjects own fecal matter.
"I pulled out and gave him a SteamPoweredHitler."

Vila-gasm 

When you ejaculate, with a rusty nail inserted into the urethra. That's a Vila-gasm.
I heard Bob Vila likes to Vila-gasm
Vila-gasm by eatdirtfartdust May 25, 2009